Missouri Speech Codes

St. Charles, Missouri is considering making it a crime to swear in a bar.

Yes, swearing will now be illegal.

I guess, like smoking, if you want to swear you'll need to step outside. Perhaps they'll cordon off a special section for swearers. No swearing within 30 feet of a point of egress.

After all, bars are well known family environments. I’m sure they are doing it to protect the children.