Wednesday, April 26, 2006

What Country Besides Canada Would NEED a Law Against Dwarf Tossing?

Seriously!!

Bill 97 2003 An Act to ban dwarf tossing

Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative Assembly of the Province of Ontario, enacts as follows:

Dwarf tossing banned

1. (1) No person shall organize adwarf tossing event or engage in dwarf tossing.

Offence

(2) A person who contravenes subsection (1) is guilty of an offence and on conviction is liable to a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or to both.

Commencement

2. This Act comes into force on the day it receives Royal Assent.

Short title

3. The short title of this Act is the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003.

2 Comments:

Blogger Vache Folle said...

Maybe there are loopholes.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Libertarian Jason said...

Yeah... and you can toss the dwarf through them for extra points!

12:00 PM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home